Warped today so no blogging. I love you guys xoxox
mormondad: i wonder how many McDonalds fries are rotting in my stomach rn
yokunai: breathe if you think i’m hilarious
I don’t wanna blog from the tumblr app it’s torture
My laptop started to fall asleep while I was typing and then it shut off by itself. It wasn’t because it over heated or anything, but seriously come on hp you never failed me before don’t start now. Anyone have any tips to fix this? Cause it was doing this shit earlier an now it won’t even turn on and I don’t wanna deal with thi the day before warped and I don’t wanna...
iknowitsmad: when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
brubanner: no honestly sending people nice anonymous messages and seeing how happy they get is the best fucking feeling in the entire world and why would anyone send hate
neither: Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
toebyeus: I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
i just realized something; my future bf has to be cool with sharing his food and me not sharing my food because that’s not how I do.
maaskantje: all my fandoms have something in common and that something is gay
smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
Beau getting Tony in trouble
Jaime: Beau from Bless the Fall... He would Uh..
Vic: Do this thing where he would give guys hickeys.
Interviewer: HE would?
Jaime: Yeah, he would.
Vic: He would forcefuly pin you down and give you a hickey.
Jaime: Might I add- He's the Incerdible Hulk by the way. He's the strongest man alive. I dun' know where it comes from- but he holds you down. And you don't even feel it! It's just like- you're just like, 'What's going- what are you doing?' Then all of a sudden- he got Tony!
Tony: I had the hugest hickey..
Jaime: It was like *makes big circle with hand* a golf ball.
Vic: Tony has a girlfriend too so like... He's like, 'Baby, I swear! One of the guys did it!'
jennielawrence: courage the cowardly dog is scarier than most horror movies
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
llcooljofficial: why do people draw the sun with sunglasses how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it