May 2012
my teeth are irritated and I just wanna punch a baby omg I hate this stupid brushing teeth just be perfect like chip skylark’s jesus.
vaporouswayfarings:
I want to go back to normal even though I don’t know what the fuck normal is anymore.
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my mum doesn’t want me working as a teenager and I’m just sitting here thinking to myself, “It’d be nice if I can buy something I bought myself without you making me feel like shit for making you buy it.”.
friend: some people get turned on by necks how weird
me: oh wow they do omg that is so strange ha ha ha what even why would they like necks i mean honestly that's so weird there is nothing attractive about necks i've never heard of someone being aroused by necks hahahah bizarre who even
basedgosh:
i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
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brianwarner:
i get mad at other people for being assholes but im the biggest asshole i know
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Someone do this
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Austin from Austin and Ally is fucking hot.
obesealpaca:
theyellovvbrickroad:
jesus probably got a lot of ass back in his day u know
and i still do essay
h0odrich:
i was born drunk
How the female mind works: →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
this blog is hilarious
skyclitdrive:
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
wwiao:
who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
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When you love a band:
band: *ties shoe*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS FINGERS LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES THE BOWS THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT LITTLE UNICORN FUCKING BOWS AWW HOW PRECIOUS
band: *yawns*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS MOUTH LOOK HOW IT OPENS IN THE PERFECT CIRCULAR MOTION CREATING A PEFRECT 360 READY TO INHALE AND EXHALE ALL OF THE AIR AWW HOW PRECIOUS
band: *breathes*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HOW HIS CHEST RISES AND FALLS IN A PERFECT RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF AWESOMENESS JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AWW HOW PRECIOUS
band: *smiles*
pastor at funeral: We therefore commit this body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
My favorite genre of music is Adult Contemporary Christian Post-Dubstep
fffcuk:
i love twitter’s current trending topics
stupid perfect bands with their stupid perfect faces and their stupid perfect music
somethingfryings:
i wonder if theres an alternate universe where seahorses are the dominant species and have a civilization and an internet
and their internet has fpreg
rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
