January 2012
My friend: (To Zack Merrick) You have pretty eyes.
Zack:
My friend:
Zack:
*5 minutes later*
Zack: Thanks...they're green.
nickkphoenix:
rezalutions
get abs
get a boyfriend
get laid
get a life
get hot
December 2011
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shesahollywooddream:
i would ask someone here for math help
but you’re all either younger than me or haven’t done this yet so
we take the same math but i’m no help because i don’t understand anything \m/
2 tags
Reblog if you're a virgin and 14 or older
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
shesahollywooddream:
If you’re a fan of The Ready Set and you don’t listen to brideandgroom
you are mISSING out man omg
When your teachers extends a due date
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
a haiku for you.
meowbrooke:
haikus are awesome but sometimes they don’t make sense refrigerators
bestcaost:
my brother is like
what time does the ball drop
and i’m like
are you stupid
peeweestentacles:
I have no fucking idea what happened this year.
Have faith in me.: ANOTHER MAYDAY GIVEAWAY →
thebigcitydreamer:
Hey guys - so last time I did this I completely failed to mention that you MUST BE A U.S. RESIDENT to win this. I can’t mail/ship these out of the country. :(
So, to make it fair, I’m starting the contest over completely.
RULES:
You have to follow me (I’ll check).
You can reblog…
peensylvania:
if i dont meet any band members in 2012 im shooting myself
friend: my mom says you can't come over tonight
me: tell her i'm suicidal
person 1: hey why did the guitarist get arrested
person 2: idk why
person 1: for fingering A Minor
person 2: haha
person 1: come on that's not funny he's a fucking pedophile dude
