My friend: (To Zack Merrick) You have pretty eyes.
*5 minutes later*
Zack: Thanks...they're green.
nickkphoenix: rezalutions get abs get a boyfriend get laid get a life get hot
shesahollywooddream: i would ask someone here for math help but you’re all either younger than me or haven’t done this yet so we take the same math but i’m no help because i don’t understand anything \m/
Reblog if you're a virgin and 14 or older
shesahollywooddream: If you’re a fan of The Ready Set and you don’t listen to brideandgroom you are mISSING out man omg
When your teachers extends a due date
a haiku for you.
meowbrooke: haikus are awesome but sometimes they don’t make sense refrigerators
bestcaost: my brother is like what time does the ball drop and i’m like are you stupid
peeweestentacles: I have no fucking idea what happened this year.
Have faith in me.: ANOTHER MAYDAY GIVEAWAY →
thebigcitydreamer: Hey guys - so last time I did this I completely failed to mention that you MUST BE A U.S. RESIDENT to win this. I can’t mail/ship these out of the country. :( So, to make it fair, I’m starting the contest over completely. RULES: You have to follow me (I’ll check). You can reblog…
peensylvania: if i dont meet any band members in 2012 im shooting myself
friend: my mom says you can't come over tonight
me: tell her i'm suicidal
person 1: hey why did the guitarist get arrested
person 2: idk why
person 1: for fingering A Minor
person 2: haha
person 1: come on that's not funny he's a fucking pedophile dude