yadumb: Laughing so hard but crying just as hard
  • beautiful girls who get 5,000+ notes on pictures of themselves: ugh i'm so ugly :'(
  • i get 2 notes on a picture of myself: well i guess it's time to adjust to life as a sex symbol
In the future...
  • Husband: What are you doing?
  • Me: I found my old Tumblr!
  • Husband: Can I see?
  • Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
  • Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
  • Me:
  • Husband:
  • Me:
  • Husband:
  • Me: No.
boobear21: Ziall <3

threepac:

you say “excuse me please”, I say “out of my way peasant”

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the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

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